I am too insane with emotion to write a proper post. My icon sums it up. But I have been thinking. So here is the question: IS SNAPE THE REAL HERO OF IT ALL?! Spoilers within, obv.

( I Can Has Theory Now? )

True? Y/N?

I Feel: pensive

So I am innocently reading TIME magazine and all of a sudden I come across a page of Cat Macros. THey've written an article about cat macros! Entitled, "I Can Has Cheezburger?" This is the best magazine EVER.

I Feel: impressed

I KNOW MAYBE NOBODY CARES BUT I GOT A FIRST ON MY THESIS. And in my Holocaust class with the History department's most notoriously difficult teacher. And in the FBI class. I COULD have a first overall AHHHH. I am not sure how they calculate it tho.

And...well, see, this has been my life for the past 6 months so now maybe I can do something else D:

Current Location: AHHHH
I Feel: excited
I Hear: AHGGHHShn

I have nothing interesting to say or contribute but...I really REALLY had to share this with somebody. So I chose you, Flist!

On my MySpace, Katherine Howard is listed as an interest, because, well, History! Okay. So I get this message from somebody going, 'You like Kate Howard...I wrote a play about her...it was very successful.' I wrote back and said, 'Really? Sounds interesting - what was the premise?' Kind of wondering who would write a play about K. Howard...

And this is the reply...

( REST UR HEAD ON TEH CHOPPING BLOC )

Oh internets. How I love thee.

EDIT RIGHT BEFORE PRESSING POST: 'eddy has requested to me added as one of your MySpace friends!' D: I...think not!

Current Location: Work
I Feel: impressed
I Hear: NONE. Don't Opress Me!

I know I have been a total social recluse and have ignored everybody and not done anything and just been elusive for the past 6 months but now IT IS OVER. My thesis is DONE. I am handing it in tomorrow and I am never looking back! Watch out world, here comes, "At the Court of the Merry Monarch: A Comparative Study of Women in the Life of King Charles II."

W00T W00T W00T W00T


I realise this isn't even a proper entry but I want to, like, call Tokyo or jump off a building or something I am so relieved and excited AND READY TO RESUME MY NORMAL SOCIAL LIFE.

I Feel: excited
I Hear: 2GETHER. DON'T DENY.

I don't know what the hell all this crap means or what a Golden Compass is but this is damn cute!


( My Daemon Thingey )

Current Location: Werk
I Feel: amused

So my paid account ran out...I only use it for the sole purpose of icons. ICONS. I don't do polls or crazy posts or w/e...I just like to be greedy and collect icons. Is this a good reason to renew it every year? I have done for AGES. I NEED OPINIONS NOW, THNX. But, like, sensible opinions not the first thing that comes to mind which is, 'OMG YES OF COURSE IT'S WORTH IT FOR ICONS' cause I think that, too, but then I'm not so sure D:

OH And I had to re-write that essay. But it turned out so good I don't even care!

I Feel: working

Okay...I was writing an essay, pressing the 'save' button occassionally specifically because I have a fear that my computer will spontaneously shut down whilst I am writing. It finally happened! Only when I turned it back on and clicked on my paper it tells me this,

Word cannot open the document.
Try one or more of the following:
*On the File menu, click Open to open the document.
*Make sure the document has a .DOC file extension. (C:\DOCUME~1\...\Marilyn Monroe.DOC)


First option doesn't work. I can't seem to give it a .doc ending - maybe I am not doing it right? I don't know. Somebody PLEASE tell me that my essay is on this computer somewhere and...if so - where is it and how do I get it? :(

I Feel: FEREAKING OUTUT

Nooo! Goodbye, Mr. Humpries :( You will always be free to me.

I Feel: sad

Okay, here is my map thing. Now what D:? WHAT IS THE PURPOSE. I MUST HAVE IT BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES, BUT WHY. WHY?



Create your own visitor map!

Current Location: Werrk
I Feel: confused
I Hear: LBC

OKAY. I was debating as to if I wanted to post this or not but I am going to, anyway.

TheLondonPaper is running some random model competition thing, which I will be appearing in tomorrow. The general public gets to vote and the winner gets things, so...like, in the interest of winning I am posting this.

I don't expect to win, and I didn't actually enter the competition (I had sent in photos to be used as a model in their newspaper, and they contacted me about the competition), so I dunno. I am trying to be apathetic about it but if I won it would be amazing in 1,000 different ways.

BUT I wasn't prepared to answer the questions they asked me on the phone so I think I will come off quite stupid in any little blurbs they put about me D: So I didn't want to draw attention to it in case it truly is as horrifying on paper as it is in my mind. BUT I AM RISKING IT ALL TO WIN, BABY.

SO. GET A COPY OF THE LONDONPAPER TOMORROW. AND VOTE FOR ME. At least...I think she said tomorrow. D: D: D:

AND IF I WIN I WILL HAVE ALL OF YOU TO THANK FOR MY MASSIVE SUCCESS IN...APPEARING IN FREE NEWSPAPERS FOR COMMUTERS.

Current Location: Work
I Feel: nervous

Fast! I have 30 days to find somewhere to live. Anybody know of anything, anywhere?!

Also potentially in need of new job D: KILL ME NOW.

THE SNOW. THE SNOOOOOOOW.


(I realise I don't update for a month and a half then randomly post spastic messages imploring all and sundry for various kinds of help BUT I CAN DO WHAT I WANT.)

Current Location: WORK NO HEATING, ERROR, ERROR.

Can not even begin to describe everything that has happened since I last updated. I am alive. I finished all my uni work one month early, including my thesis proposal (Charles II and his ladies? ASK ME, I KNOW THE ANSWER). I made it to California. Grandma died. Cue following days of spontaneous hysterical crying. Personal crisis made better by photos of samenashi and altricials' cats. Been trying to visit as many people as possible whilst out here...So far, so good. (Sup, cenedrawood?) Christmas was good to me. Now own 20 more books than I did yesterday, as well as one white gold cross necklace, and a faux fur stole jacket thingey that is so much cooler than it sounds. Off to LAS VEGAS tomorrow, so I hope I don't gamble myself into debt or fall in love with a transvestite. Anything can happen D:

Merry Christmas to you all!

Current Location: Cal-i-for-ni-aye
I Feel: busy
I Hear: Jets v. Miami

Thank you all so much for your help about my essay! I...ended up doing a question that wasn't even on the list D: I did "Was Witchcraft an Explicitly Female Crime?" And I think I did a banging job, but all your advice was appreciated AND useful!

Have I buttered you up enough now? CAUSE I NEED HELP AGAIN.

To anyone on my Flist who has ever written a thesis/dissertation proposal...can I see it? Pretty please? We have to turn ours in next wee and my school is...different. There is no set way it has to be presented but my tutor told me, 'The more academic, the better.' So I am left going WTF, having never in my life seen a dissertation proposal before.

ANYONE!? shakespearechic I AM LOOKING AT YOU.

Thanks guys D:


OH AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY icedmaple. I WILL BE SEEING YOU IN TWO HOURS BUT STILL.

Current Location: Le Boyfriend's
I Feel: rushed
I Hear: Him singing in the shower. >:D!

One of my classes this term is, "Witchcraft, Magic, and Religion in England from 1450"

I need to choose a topic to do my essay on so I can get going studying and write something OMGAMAZING. I will give you the list of essay questions I have the option of, and then ask you, if you can think of anything better, to suggest possible alternative essay questions or subjects I could write on. I had luck asking for help with Philosophy last term so here's hoping I can get two for two.

This is a subject I am not very familiar with so I am relying on people who know more than me! WHICH IS PROBABLY QUITE A FEW OF YOU. :B


( Witchcraft, Magic, and Religion...Where's Harry? :( )

So what say you? Anything here I should roll with or do you have a better suggestion? I was leaning towards 1, 6 or 7, or 10. BUT WHO THE HELL KNOWS. WHO. THE HELL. KNOWS.

You do :D I hope!

Current Location: Werk
I Feel: thoughtful
I Hear: LBC - Nick Ferrari

Happy birthday Hermione.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME. WHICH IS CLEARLY THE MORE IMPORTANT OF THE TWO.

My entires get more and more pointless as I go along :D :D




(PS Had another dream with altricical again. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?)

I Feel: confused
I Hear: LBC - Iain Lee

So last Friday I met destiny...and I looked him in the face. WHICH, BY THE WAY, WAS JUST INCHES FROM MINE.

He was tall and buff in all his Hoff glory. He put his arm around me. I put my arm around him. We shared a moment. I swooned.

HE CALLED ME 'SWEETIE.' OH YES. YES, HE DID.

There are photos but I feel that I should keep them private so as to keep the sacred moment I shared with the Hoff between just he and I. I think he would want it that way...




My life is entirely downhill from that moment onwards. D:

I Feel: giddy
I Hear: LBC - Iain Lee

I am meeting the Hoff on Friday.

Please try to contain your jealousy. You, too, could be one of the lucky few if you go to the Virgin at Piccadilly Circus and pick up a copy of 'Making Waves: The Autobiography.' I am only on page 5 and I already know that the Hoff is responsible for fulfilling the dreams of disadvantaged children all over the world. He also managed to restore peoples' faith in religion in addition to remaining faithful to his wife while masses of gorgeous women threw themselves at his feet.

HE IS THE BEST AND DON'T YOU EVER SAY OTHERWISE.

Now I just need an icon...

I Feel: excited
I Hear: Forever In Blue Jeans - Neil Diamond

Really...You will not be interested in this unless you are her D:

( MY PETS )

I Feel: tired
I Hear: Oasis - Sunday Morning Call

Back from adventures away (where many lovely people were either seen again or met for the first time), and all in one piece, despite the best efforts of our coach driver who decided to wait until we had driven for 15 minutes in the wrong direction to ask WHERE THE MOTORWAY WAS.

Unimpressed, coach driver. Unimpressed.

Will make a more detailed entry later. Of course, I say this, but it should remain an unspoken understanding between us that I probably won't. But, you know, don't dwell on the details here!

(Tried to friend all the right people, but if I failed at this, let me know. >/ )

I Feel: tired
I Hear: NONE. SLEEP NOW.